Orange Sweater, Merino Wool, Lands End ( Fancy)
Green and Aqua Dress, Cotton Polyester Blend, Handmade from Vintage Pattern (Poor Lady)
Black Cherry Faux Corduroy Leggings, Lands End (Oooh Expensive)
Large blue cotton undies, From the 6 pack, Target (Utilitarian)
Slightly Lacy Black Underwire Bra, Ordered Online Brand Unknown ( Boobs too big for stores)
Nice Hiking Socks Cotton Polyester Blend, Made in South Korea (Clearly a gift and Strange)
Hiking Boots, Brown, Ahnu
(Girl thought she had money for a second even signed up as a member of REI)
*I go to the Lands end warehouse sale of returned products every year.
*I guess I had enough time to make a dress from a pattern a friend gave me one time.
*I am not sure if these are legging or pants or loungewear for old woman while playing Bingo
*These socks are really nice and I love them
*I had to start buying the big underware my bits were falling out of the other kind. I am not sure when my body went through the Change.
Today is the day I left the house and should not have quickly noting my inability to fit in with young professionals. A meeting about art and tech....
Enter building and find where free beer is located. Wishing to be blind to find the beer. I need the Beer....Lost in a sea of grey well kempt smiling..networking...faces. The beer is a lose. The path leads me back to my car and my clownish unmatched self . Run and never be seen again. Drive away, the terror that almost ate me through the promise of a free beer.
