I am now rejecting the applications to all jobs. So your position posted says you want experience? Ha Ha I reject you! What! you need a designer with my exact qualifications---you know......, maybe you should go fuck yourself.... or maybe do the job yourself... Or you could underpay and over work some other self loathing bastard that subscribes to the work harder get further mentality.

I am going to start sending rejection letters to all jobs that I have an interest in before they can reject me. I will at least regain the two hour span of time it takes just to fill out an application. Are you more critical, understanding, apathetic, gregarious, skinny, white, or do you know someone that works for us already? Which best describes you? How have you directed others when faced with an overwhelming obstacle? How can we best abuse you--given your meager pay and needs to provide food for yourself. You know, You are replaceable...abusable, tolerant, compassionate, creative, thus able to be paid very little.

Well done, you have earned yet another rejection letter--go ahead pry yourself out from under the poverty line. Get that terrible job that won't let you sit down because if you're not in pain you're not worth the eight dollars they are rolling out for ya.